by Anthony Sharwood | 03 Jun 2010 | 0 Comments

Melbourne Demons, AFL
Won four, lost 18. The horror.

Sydney Roosters, NRL
Five wins like Cronulla, but worse points differential.

Adelaide 36ers, NBL
Won 10 of 28 to finish eighth and last.

Adelaide Utd, A-League
Twenty-nine points on tight ladder, missing finals by just five.

Newcastle Jets, W-League (WOMEN’S)
Winless in short 10-game season.

Queensland, Claxton Shield (Baseball)
Three wins, 21 losses.

SA, Sheffield Shield
Just 16 points, one below Tassie.

SA, Ford Ranger Cup
Redbacks suck at 50-over cricket, too.

Tasmania, KFC Big Bash
The 50-over champs failed at Twenty20, with just one win.

SA Scorpions, WNCL (Women’s Cricket)
Not a great year all-round for SA.

Warringah, Melb Cup
Tailed off, despite two-time winner Damien Oliver aboard.

Central Pulse, Netball
Hapless Kiwis won one game.

AIS, WNBL
Your taxes funded one win, 21 losses.

Daniel Morrison, PGA order of merit
Struggler won $462 in seven Oz starts.

South Adelaide, SANFL
Won two games all season.

Peel Thunder, WAFL
Five-and-15 record.

South Launceston, TFL
Won three, lost 15.

Mackay Cutters, Queensland Cup
Seven wins in league comp.

Dean Fiore, V8s
Holden man was 28th and last of drivers who contested every race.

Sydney Bears, AIHL (ice hockey)
Must have been hibernating all season with just one win.

Polaris of Belmont, Sydney to Hobart
Nine hours behind the second-last boat.

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