But what about Colin?

Our new hero and saviour of the universe forever is… Colin the whale!!! No, hang on, that’s not right...Where’s that piece of paper… Our new hero is.... Steve Hooker!!! After days of trying to be stoked about bronzes in synchronised kayaking or whatever, pole vaulter Steve Hooker’s semi-unexpected gold medal has everyone in a tizz. Colin (or was it Collette? It got a bit murky at the end there) may have broken Sydney’s hearts, but Steve has put them right back together again. The Bucket doesn’t want to be downbeat about this, but we have GOT to get ourselves together for London 2012, people. Your parents may lie to you, but the medal table sure don’t.

“Why didn't you ring and tell me about someone else ..... not him”

Brisbane coach Wayne Bennett on getting the news of Darren Lockyer’s illness. Lockyer played anyway and won the game against the Gold Coast

Who said the A-League was boring? OK, it was probably us – up until last night’s epic three-all encounter between Newcastle Jets and Perth Glory. The game had it all: a dodgy penalty, a last-minute equaliser (from the Jets’ Jade North) and a decent whinge from Glory’s coach at the end. We’ll never say the A-League’s dull again. Honest.
Rice “seen kissing Michael Phelps!”. Apparently the good friend of someone who knows someone has seen a girl kissing a boy. The action allegedly took pla… I’m sorry, I can’t do this. What are we, at school? Until I see video of the incident in question I’m not saying another thing about it. I feel dirty.

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