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Don’t Pick On a Big Bloke
Somewhere in Queensland yesterday, a bloke woke up with a stinking headache, his clobber still on, half a tin of XXXX Gold on the floor beside him and a vague recollection of something important. Then he remembered.
He remembered that he became the latest in a long line of people to think that alcohol has the magic power to turn you into Bruce Lee, the living weapon who is right about everything. He also remembered that during that magical time, he picked a fight with a big, angry, aggressive cricketer, and if that cricketer had wanted to do it, Bruce Lee would have woken up in a hospital bed in one of those amusing traction devices, with the words “nil by mouth” in large letters on his chart.
Honestly, though, how drunk do you have to be to take a swing at Andrew Symonds? Have you seen the bloke?
“We have to look after Petero better then we did this season because we probably squeezed the orange dry.”
Penrith coach Matt Elliott admits Civoniceva finished burnt-out last season.
The sports world is going multiple-official crazy. Hot on the heels of league’s announcement of an extra official, is the announcement of a top Cypriot-Scottish experiment involving SIX refs. What next? Does every player get his own personalised official, running alongside him and making sure he stays firmly within the laws of the game at every second? We can only hope so.
The Bucket’s token mention of the NBL concerns the Sydney Spirit, Sydney’s only club, who mid-way during a season of being everybody’s bitch, is now on the verge of going out of business. The Bucket assumes that when your business consists of losing in front of banks of empty seats, there is no business. More token mentions coming your way soon!
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