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How To Do Business

In the light of recent revelations regarding the business dealings of certain rugby league clubs (OK, one), a guide has been issued to help the CEOs of sports clubs when about to have a conversation with someone about money. It includes the following important things to look out for:
Does the person you are meeting have green hair?
Is he a fat knacker with a shiny suit?
Is he under police investigation?
Is he offering your club loads of money for no apparent reason?
Does he claim to suffer from the rare neurological disorder Talkalotofshit Syndrome?
When you talk to him, do you get a really REALLY bad feeling, right in your tummy?

According to the guide, if the answer is “yes” to any of those questions, you should stop the meeting and contact the police immediately.

How To Do Business

“As I said, I just want to thank the crowd. I enjoyed the game, great Japan team. This is a step forward for us, it’s great to finish top of the group. Again thank you so much to the crowd, thank you.”

That Tim Cahill, he really loved the crowd.

The media is all ahuff today about Tim Cahill’s amusing verbal two fingers to them after the Socceroos’ victory against Japan last night, because the tabloids gave him a slating the day before. It’s the Bucket’s view that he can say whatever he wants, but the rest of the Alpha office thinks he’s a petty, petulant child, who took his grievance out on a hapless TV reporter. Hero? Villain? Why don’t you, the reader, decide?

Saturday night, at ANZ Stadium… The fabled Alpha Locker Room will be there at the Swans vs Collingwood Clash, so come on over. We have tonnes of great stuff to give away including the latest Alpha caps, Nintendo Wii games, free magazines, Alpha’s Greatest AFL Comebacks DVDs and the chance to meet a Swans player in the flesh. It’s the second-most fun you can have in a small caravan.


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  1. On 23 June 2009 Soccer fan says:

    Just quickly on Tim Cahill… You are horribly wrong, Bucket. And thank the lord for your sensible colleagues being there to set you straight.

    As much as it pains me to admit it, soccer is still very much a second rate sport in this fine country. It doesn’t rate as well as AFL does in Victoria, league does in Brisbane/Sydney, cricket does...well...anywhere....

    And they bloody need all the positive exposure they can get! So what happens when the country makes the world cup and has the perfect chance to promote the game? Tim Cahill gets blind drunk and then has a petulant tiff with the media (who is ever going to win that battle either? The media will always win...they have more trees to kill than Timmy Cahill.)

    It was a pathetic action from Cahill and he deserved to be reprimanded by the FFA. But I highly doubt that would’ve happened.

    We, the fans, deserve better than that. You, the media, should know that. As should the FFA, as should Tim Cahill.

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