As Football gets serious... Alpha corners the men who hold season 2010 in their hands. We have an exclusive interview with STEVE JOHNSON, the Geelong star that sees things others don’t. Mark Thompson (and others) tell why. ROBBIE FARAH, the tough yet creative Tigers skipper tells why his team should…
Done well, say by puce-faced misery Man Utd boss Alex Ferguson, the art of psychological warfare can really be that – an art. Damaging the opposition before crunch games, getting into their heads, make them look in the mirror and wonder what’s really there.
Take it down a level or two and you’ve got the dull-arsed “we beat them last time” stuff, which makes your own players feel pretty good, while not being so rude about the their team that the manager pins the clipping up in the change room and fires his team up into a righteous fury.
At the very bottom you’ve got the poor Gold Coast Titans, who tell every microphone they see that they can beat the Parramatta Eels, that the Eels’ sensational form means nothing, that Jarryd Hayne is a myth, and that what happened last season or the season before is what really counts over 80 minutes of tough footy.
Most confused of all is Preston Campbell, who doesn’t seem to know what he thinks. “No one gives us a chance,” he said carefully. “I think it plays into our hands.” Before giving his team a boost with, “Whether we are underdogs or not, it doesn’t matter.” Then he turns the tables in a stunning move: “They may not have beaten us but I don’t think the Eels boys will be worrying about that too much.” Woah, boy! Stop there! Oh, too late… “They are a different team since the last time we played them. They will be a lot more confident than they were before.” Well, that’s told them, hasn’t it, Pres? Way to psych them out, pal.
“Under the weather.”
Jason Taylor’s reported state after a curfew-breaking drinking session in Auckland last year. We’d love to have seen “under the weather”.
This week we start our exciting new series “Where is Mark Viduka?” Dukes, who, despite being one of the bigger-boned players in the world, seems to have vanished, so we’ll be using some of our top people (OK, lazily cruising the internet for rumours) and reporting the results. Right now, the pie-eating striker seems to be “on his way back to Australia” (how? By barge?) and amusingly, has been “heavily linked” (oh, stop it) to Melbourne Victory. Next week: Mark Viduka is found pinned to his bed by his own weight, and craned to an eating disorder clinic.
Despite everything – everything being umpteen Tri-Nations losses and a position of bottom of the ladder – the Wallabies rate the last match against the All Blacks on Saturday as “winnable”, or at the very least “close”, or even “lose but not lose too bad, maybe”. And while Berrick Barnes whiffles on about “forks in the road”, they could even be right. For once, the Kiwis aren’t spending their time between World Cups destroying everyone in sight, so even Robbie Deans’ try-hards have a chance. And don’t forget: all three southern hemisphere teams would still destroy anything on offer in the northern hemisphere.
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