Confirming that all pro heavyweight boxing now needs is a red nose that goes “honk!” when you squeeze it and a couple of custard pies to actually become a proper circus, Evander Holyfield has announced that he will fight giant Russian Nikolai Valuev for a championship belt that Ali wouldn’t…

As everyone knows, the old days was a better, more peaceful time (global conflict aside) when beer was 80c a pot, folk were respectful of policemen and those who played sport said only (if they were asked anything at all) that they hoped to play well, thanks very much, Sir.…